Nitroglycerine Tulips

kellerprocess:

skull-bearer:

I think the best assesment of the scene I ever saw was in heydon’tjudgeme's recap:

'I imagine Pentecost is at the same emotional level as watching your kid’s first football game and getting interrupted because your dumb nephew blew up the concession stand.'

That comment is golden.

via captainsaku · originally by paxxan

maliciastarling:

katasstropheee:

Make me choose:
snowcastle-queen askes Alfredo or Alistair

via ladylionhearted · originally by katasstropheee
scarecrow-fearcrow:

shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:


An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.
Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

When this sheep was found an entire hour of the news was dedicated to the filming of it being shorn. This is how little news happens in New Zealand.

kuzujuk You should find that hour of the news.

scarecrow-fearcrow:

shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:

An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.

Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

When this sheep was found an entire hour of the news was dedicated to the filming of it being shorn. This is how little news happens in New Zealand.

kuzujuk You should find that hour of the news.

via hanuueshe · originally by silentowl
via gwinny3k · originally by stevebottoms
bananasandguavas:

natasha smooching her weenie boyfriend

bananasandguavas:

natasha smooching her weenie boyfriend

via philcoulson · originally by bananasandguavas

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

I LAUGhed

via hanuueshe · originally by antoine-roquentin

pleatedjeans:

18 Puns That Are So Bad They’re Good

via rockpapertheodore · originally by pleatedjeans

Anything on his collar?
     Collar says it’s “Arrow”.
Ehn. I’ll come up with something better.

via dianascompact · originally by vvorthington
"A few months back, I was asked to participate in a debate on the topic of whether men should have to pay on dates. (I was “the feminist.”) It turned out that the male debater and I didn’t really disagree much on that topic. I said that, generally, whoever asks the other person out pays for that date, and then at some point couples generally transition into sharing costs in whatever way works for them. He was actually pretty happy to pay for first dates; he just wanted women to say thank you and to not use him. I had no problem with that.

I think he said that women should offer to pay half, knowing they’ll probably be turned down. I said, well, sometimes — but what if the other person invited you someplace really expensive? What if you agreed to a date with the guy and he spent an hour saying crazy racist shit to you and you felt like you couldn’t escape? This is what led to our real disagreement.

The male debater felt strongly that if a woman wasn’t interested in a second date, she should say so on the spot. If the man says, “Let’s do this again sometime,” the woman shouldn’t say, “Sure, great,” and then back out later. I said that that was a nice ideal, but that he should keep in mind that most women spent most of their lives living in low-level fear of physical aggression from men. I think about avoiding rape (or other violence) every time I walk home from the subway, every time there’s an unexpected knock at the door, and certainly every time I piss off an unhinged man. So, if I were on a date with a man who I felt was unbalanced, creepy, overly aggressive, or possibly violent, and he asked if I wanted to “do this again sometime,” I would say whatever I felt would avoid conflict. And then I would leave, wait awhile, and hope that letting him down politely a few days later would avoid his finding me and turning my skin into an overcoat.

The male debater was furious that I had even brought this up. He felt that the threat of violence against women was irrelevant, and that I was playing some kind of “rape card” as a debate trick. He got angrier and angrier as we argued. I also got angrier and angrier, although I worked hard to keep speaking in a calm and considered way. He was shouting and cutting me off when I tried to speak. I pointed out that the debater himself was displaying exactly the sort of behavior that would make me very uncomfortable on a date. THAT made him livid.

He then called me “passive-aggressive.”

I was genuinely taken aback. “Actually,” I said, “I call this ‘behaving myself.’” It’s a lot of work to stay calm when you’re just as furious as the other person, and that other person is shouting at you. I felt that I was acting like a grownup — at some emotional cost to myself — and I wanted credit, not insults, for being able to speak in a normal tone of voice when I was having to explain things like, “We can’t tell who the rapists are before they turn violent, so sometimes we have to be cautious with men who do not intend to harm us.”"
via auntiehornblower · originally by brutereason

"You broke my fucking heart!"

"You broke my fucking heart!"

via philcoulson · originally by teslatarasov

Two pilots engaged in Neural Bridge. Ready to activate the Jaeger in 3, 2, 1…

via comraderogers · originally by methedras
unspeakablevice:

(x)

unspeakablevice:

(x)

wallfloristry:

you need some bobby pins, friend

wallfloristry:

you need some bobby pins, friend

via comraderogers · originally by wallfloristry

elevenacres:

Ads from 1950s Japan

via ghostsandchandeliers · originally by 50watts.com